Talk:Psycho Dad Axes Laptop/@comment-35422877-20180428130118

May 1986 now, Here’s how it would go.

Jesse: I just f—-ing love my family, here’s my broken Atari 2600 from two Christmas ago, thanks to my asshole father. That’s $150 down the drain...

Jesse: Jeffery can I borrow your VCR?

Jeffery: (who was listening to Metallica’s new album, master of puppets) Why?

Jesse: I just bought Jane Fonda’s new workout and I want to do it now.

Jesse: (after installing the vcr in the living room) Okay, the other day, I snuck into Jeffery’s videos, most of them were porn, but this tape is the one where he film my dad breaking my Atari. I’m going to show dad this and get a reaction video.

Jesse: (goes outside to where Jeff is chopping wood) DAd, can you come inside for a minute? I need to show you something.

Jeff: okay. (Goes inside and brings his ax with) why now and why are you filming?

Jesse: Just do it. (Shows dad the video)

Jeff: This is bullshit! I can’t have people watching this! (Unplugs the vcr places it on the ground and chops it several times with his ax)

Jesse: DAD! That was Jeffery’s VCR and you axed it!

Jeff: So?

Jesse: So?! You could’ve just ejected the tape and destroyed it instead!

Jeff: why wouldn’t Jeffery come out and show this to me.

Jesse: Because he made us both look like fools!

Jeff: You’re making a fool of me now and your filming! Here! (Grabs the camera from Jesse) pick that shit up and take it to your brother!