Psycho Dad Destroys Nintendo Switch/Transcript

This is the transcript for Psycho Dad Destroys Nintendo Switch.

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 * (The video opens with Jeffrey opening the door to the basement where he finds out that Jesse has food, plates, and a microwave that he has taken out of the kitchen)
 * Jeffrey: I fucking knew it!
 * Jesse: Are you kidding me?!
 * Jeffrey: Are you kidding me?
 * Jesse: Is that fucking camera-- Is that on?
 * Jeffrey: Yeah, it's on. You fucking took-- Are these my fucking oranges?
 * (Jeffrey touches the oranges)
 * Jeffrey: You took all the food out of the fucking--
 * Jesse: It's closer because I'm down here now, could you back the fuck off, dude?!
 * Jeffrey: Oh, well, maybe I want to use one of my plates. I mean, I don't know, you have what?
 * Jesse: What about basement plates when people film me when I'm eating?!
 * Jeffrey: Oh, I'm so sorry. Well, maybe I want to actually use some of the damn plates we have in the house, what are you doing?
 * Jesse: I'm trying to get this shit out of the--
 * (Jesse shakes the can of Chef Boyardee and puts it in a plate)
 * Jesse: Get out of my way.
 * Jeffrey: Is this what you--
 * Jesse: It's fucking dinner.
 * (Jeffrey films the other room where Jesse was playing his game)
 * Jeffrey: Are you fucking living down here?
 * Jesse: You have nothing better to do? I've been down here for a while, thanks for caring.
 * Jeffrey: Well, do you have anything better to do, I mean, you're like sitting here playing video games eating...
 * Jesse: I'm not listening to you, dude.
 * Jeffrey: ...process pasta out of a damn can.
 * Jesse: It's Chef Boyardee, it's not fucking process, dude. It's fucking good.
 * Jeffrey: You got a nice little sausage thing.
 * Jesse: Yeah, oh, do you want it?! You want it, dude?!
 * (Jesse throws a sausage at Jeffrey as he laughs and Jesse throws a plate)
 * Jesse: Oh, did I hit your camera?! It... just stop fucking filming!
 * Jeffrey: Jesse, you're supposed to eat the sausage in the box. Did you get what I just said? "The Box." It's like a vagina.
 * Jesse: I sleep here, I need to get a-- I need to bring a fucking trash can down here.
 * Jeffrey: Oh, you need a trash can? Oh, you have to go upstairs?
 * (Jesse shows the sausage to the camera thinking that's Jeffrey's nose)
 * Jesse: This looks like your fucking nose!
 * Jeffrey: Oh, well, maybe you should just bring the trash can down here, or maybe, do... do you need a bathroom?
 * (As the microwave beeps, Jesse gets a fork out of the bag)
 * Jesse: Dude, I gotta get back to the game because I'm doing a fucking speed run right now.
 * Jeffrey: Oh, a speed run.