Talk:THE DEVIL'S WOODS!/@comment-26988161-20160509163809

Wow, Jesse certanly doesn't trust Corn when he's not with him and assumes he's pulling pranks on Jesse.

"I used to look like him back when I had the flip up hair, six pack. Now I look like Thor" - Jesse

No you don't Jesse, you look like a homeless bum! Cut that God damned hair before we all force you to the ground and cut it for you!

Oh wow, first Jesse pesters Corn into sleeping over. Now when Corn takes up the offer after Jesse came back from her place and he's reluctant about it and question's him on why. *does the "my brain is full of fuck " hand gesture*

"Wingless Eagle, refuge for all the shitty people. When you want to get away, Juggies, you want to get away from your shitty families. Come to the Wingless Eagle" - Jesse

Well, Jesse, you've suddenly become creepy. In a Michael Jackson pedophile creppyness.

"I should have never showed everyone we were here" - Jesse

Ya think Jesse? Get a clue !

"Who is that?" - Aunt Melissa


 * My only reaction when she came into the light *

"No! My neighbors don't even like me that much" - Aunt Melissa

Gee, I wonder why.

"You are a piece of shit. You have ruined my friendship with my fucking best friend *Then proceeds to turn into Psycho Aunt and wails at the mirror and microwave" - Aunt Melissa

JESUS!!!  Psycho Aunt confirmed (Well, not technically since this isnt a psycho vid). Well, Melissa just got herself 7 years worth of bad luck. Talk about a huge reason you suck speech to Jesse. Jesus Christ lady, the reason why Terry broke off the friendship with you is because you freeking slapped her own son, her own son, right infront of your friend!

I'm seriously waiting for Jesse to just attack Aunt Melissa for the 100th time she pokes him in the chest, a-la Psycho Dad style. But then, "ow my spleen".

I really, dispise Aunt Melissa even more. Granted that he didin't get her permission, but she didin't have to go all Psycho on Jesse. I mean, wow, I can see why your neighbors don't even like you that much. She's suddenly become a heartless person cutting off all ties of her family, George and Georige to Jesse.