Psycho Brother's Frozen Lockout/Transcript

This is a transcript of Psycho Brother's Frozen Lockout.

Transcript

 * Jeffrey Jr.: (opens the door to Jesse's room) What's up?
 * Jesse: What do you want with that camera?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: What the hell is this thing sitting next to you?
 * Jesse: That's Wiggler from Mario World. And if you're trying to- (finishes game in 5th place) I got fifth. Thanks!
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Well, congratulations.
 * Jesse: Is this what you wanted to record? If you're trying to get me in trouble, I'm gonna kill you.
 * Jeffrey Jr.: I just wanted to let you know that you got a package outside, dude. From Indianapolis to McJuggerNuggets.
 * Jesse: Indianapolis?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Yes sir.
 * Jesse: (gets up in joy) I think it's my YouTube Play Button. Maybe they actually sent me a replacement.
 * Jeffrey Jr.: How exciting.
 * Jesse: Is it on the front or back?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: It's on the back. (then notices Boobs) Ella!
 * Jesse: Why are you?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Sorry.
 * Jesse: Oh, are you just trying to do an unboxing?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Yeah.
 * (Jesse opens the back door to leave the house.)
 * Jesse: Where is- (Jeffrey Jr. quickly shuts and locks the door) Are you kidding? Did you- (tries to open the door to get back in.) This is what this is about? You're gonna record me locked out?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Well, this is what happens when you film me and my girl- (Jesse then runs towards the front door) Oh, you motherfucker.
 * (Jeffrey Jr. races to the front door before Jesse enters. Boobs runs towards the door and barks.)
 * Jeffrey Jr.: (locks the front door) Gotcha!
 * (Jesse tries to opens the front door, Jeffrey Jr. laughing)
 * Jesse: Piece of shit!
 * Jeffrey Jr.: This is why you don't film me and my girlfriend.
 * Jesse: Oh, that's what this is about?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Yeah, oh, where is your play button?
 * Jesse: You film me all the time. You're filming me right now. Why can't I film you and your girlfriend?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: (chuckles) The play button's mine, bitch!
 * Jesse: Was there even a play button out there?
 * (Jeffrey Jr. evil snicker, Jesse runs towards the back of the house.)
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Oh, God.
 * (Jesse scrounging for the key)
 * Jeffrey Jr.: You looking for the key? I put it up in the treehouse.
 * Jesse: You were planning this the whole time!
 * Jeffrey Jr.: It's in the fucking treehouse. I put it up there. Just go get it it's fine. The key is in the treehouse. Go ahead.
 * Jesse: Where? Where in the treehouse?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: It's in that box up there.
 * (Jesse proceeds to the treehouse to search for the key)
 * Jeffrey Jr.: (evil giggles)
 * Jesse: It's freezing out!
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Oh, WAH!
 * (Jesse climbs up the ladder into the treehouse)
 * Jeffrey Jr.: There's a bunch of cat shit up there. (laughs)
 * Jeffrey Sr.: What the hell is he up to now?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Ah, nothing. Don't worry about it.
 * Jeffrey Sr.: What a freak. Seriously.
 * Jeffrey Jr.: (laughs)
 * Jeffrey Sr.: Pajamas?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: (continuous laugh)
 * Jesse: Is it even up here?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Nah.
 * (Jesse jumps from the treehouse)
 * Jeffrey Jr.: He's gonna be so pissed.
 * Jesse: Where the hell is it?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: (shows Jesse the key) Was this what you're looking for?
 * Jesse: I fucking can't stand you right now. Can I have it please?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Alright, I'll let you in, but- But first, I need you to take your clothes off. I want you to run to the hill back there.
 * Jesse: What
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Run to that hill back there in your underwear and do a snow angel. Make a snow angel.
 * Jesse: Well, I'm gonna get hypothermia.
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Well you better do it quickly so that I could let you back in.
 * (Jesse takes off his clothes)
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Wow, he's actually doing it. Holy shit! (laughs) Wait, really? What the fuck? (after Jesse strips to his underwear) Nice...Nice Walking Dead underwear, bro.
 * Jesse: Screw you! It's a good show, alright? On that hill?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Yeah, that hill back there. Just go do it, real quick. Just think, the quicker you get it done, the quicker you're back inside.
 * Jesse: And you'll give me the key?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: I'll give you the key.
 * Jesse: Promise?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: I promise.
 * Jesse: Shake on it?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: I-I...Yeah, I'll shake on it.
 * Jesse: And I got to do a snow angel?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Just do it!
 * (Jesse runs on the snow wearing nothing but his underpants, causing him to scream in cold)
 * (Jeffrey Jr. opens the door and leaves to get a better view)
 * Jesse: Oh, screw you! Screw you!
 * (Jeffrey Jr. rushes back into the house and locks the door. He watches Jesse runs back into the house, but as he trips, Jeffrey Jr. laughs)
 * Jesse: Fuck! (crashes into the glass)
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Hey, you didn't do the snow angel.
 * Theresa: Hey hey hey, knock it off. It's freezing out there.
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Mom, he didn't do the snow angel.
 * Theresa: The hell? What are you thinking?
 * Jesse: I can't...I can't feel my toes anymore!
 * (Jeffrey Jr. giggles)
 * Jesse: No, put it on my feet! Put it on my feet!
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Man, you wanted to shake on the deal, you didn't even do the snow angel. Mom, stop it.
 * Jesse: I probably got freaking hypothermia on my toe!
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Oh, you'll be okay. Gonna go sit by the fire. (pedophile laugh) That poor little guy.
 * Jesse: Ella, lay on my feet!
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Ella, lay on his feet. (laughs) See, Ella is happy about the whole thing.
 * Jesse: Yeah, well I'm not!
 * Jeffrey Jr.: She's laughing.
 * Jesse: Could you get me like soup or some shit?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Tuna.
 * Theresa: You need to knock it off, J.T.
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Ehh... (giggles)
 * Jesse: Are you still filming this?
 * Jeffrey Jr.: It's pretty comical. (giggles)
 * Jesse: Boobs, please.
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Ella!
 * (Ella proceeds to lick Jesse)
 * Jeffrey Jr.: Aw, she's so sweet, She says, "Stop whining."
 * Jesse: Don't lick my nipple, you fucking weirdo.