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BNSF1995 wrote: OR

Psycho Dad's Judgement Day

Jesse is filming in the closet, and is talking about how Psycho Dad is treating him like an animal. All of a sudden, he hears yelling upstairs, and a cop bursts through the door. The cop assures Jesse his nightmare is ending, and Jesse leaves the closet. Psycho Dad goes ballistic upon seeing Jesse outside of the closet, but is restrained by multiple cops. The sheriff's deputy then informs Psycho Dad that they have video evidence of numerous crimes. Psycho Dad attempts to paint himself as the only sane one, and tries to get them to arrest Jesse for destroying his trophies, three televisions, a glass door, and stealing a revolver. The deputy, though, says that Jesse's actions were all reactionary, while Psycho Dad's actions were done out of malice. Psycho Dad proceeds to go on a rant about how the Millennials are lazy, and that the Baby Boomer ways are the absolute only way to live, proceeding to call Jesse "a son of a bitch". Unfortunately for him, he finds out that it was Theresa, who had been watching it all unfold on YouTube, who had called the cops. The deputy then reveals that Melissa has already been arrested for aiding and abating Psycho Dad in the destruction of Larry's RV.

The deputy then puts Psycho Dad under arrest, and lists the charges:


 * Destruction of property


 * Kidnapping


 * False Imprisonment


 * Emotional Abuse


 * Assault and Battery


 * Attempted Murder


 * Grand Theft Auto

Psycho Dad, again, attempts to justify his actions by calling Jesse the true criminal for not fitting his idea of a perfect son: one who has a high-paying job from whom he can sponge off of and retire from his dead-end landscaping job. This makes the deputy start to lose his temper, and orders the other cops to take him away.

But Psycho Dad breaks free of the cops, and begins beating up Jesse. One cop attempts to get him to back down by drawing his pistol, but Psycho Dad manages to steal it, and holds Jesse at gunpoint, threatening to kill him if he doesn't give up video games forever, shut down his YouTube channel, and get a job as a doctor IMMEDIATELY.

All of a sudden, a vehicle drives up, and Larry, still a bit injured but no longer wearing a neckbrace, enters and begins berating Psycho Dad, who responds by questioning how he got through the gate. Larry reveals that the cops managed to get the gate open.

Soon, others begin showing up: Jeffrey enters with his paintball gun, Corn arrives with a few more cops, ready to use his prison guard training, JR arrives with a few male friends from college...who all happen to be on the wrestling team, Uncle Chris arrives and sets fire to the backhoe, and Georgie arrives with the revolver that Jesse buried.

One last surprise comes when a car bursts in through the living room, and out comes none other than Angry Grandpa, who starts screaming his head off at Psycho Dad for abusing his son. Naturally, Michael is there filming (Bridgette was told to stay behind in South Carolina for her own safety).

Psycho Dad, outnumbered, still fights back. He finds himself on the ground after Corn flips him, the wrestling team dogpiles him, and finally, Jesse, having been authorized by the deputy to use self-defense, punches Psycho Dad in the face repeatedly as Uncle Chris restrains him. Meanwhile, Angry Grandpa goes on a rampage through the house, destroying all of Psycho Dad's possessions and unlocking the safe to retrieve Jesse's $30k.

Jesse, having had his fill of revenge, tells Uncle Chris to drop Psycho Dad, which he gladly does. The cops retrieve Psycho Dad, and the deputy adds assaulting a police officer and stealing federal property to the list of charges. Psycho Dad makes one last ditch effort to get at Jesse, managing to escape the cops' grasp once more and wrestle the revolver from Georgie. He then turns to Jesse and says "DIE", opening fire. One bullet hits Jesse in the arm, sending everyone else ballistic, as Psycho Dad, for the first time, wears an expression that says "oh crap". He's dogpiled by the police, and is finally cuffed.

Being led away, Psycho Dad screams obscenities at everyone, vowing to kill them all, starting with Jesse. He's silence by pepper spray. Jesse is speechless over what has just happened, until Angry Grandpa walks up and delivers the $30k to Jesse.

Jesse is then approached by the deputy, who assures Jesse that justice will be served, no charges are being filed against him, the lawsuit against him from the ice cream shop has been dropped, and that his father is going to be taken to a mental institute.

The scene then cuts to Jesse surrounded by everyone else, and he thanks them all for freeing him. He then does his usual sign-off, only with everyone else.

Michael's POV is posted on TheAngryGrandpaShow, and is titled "ANGRY GRANDPA VS PSYCHO DAD!" The video begins with Angry Grandpa watching the more recent Psycho Series videos, and getting angry over Psycho Dad's abusive acts. He then resolves to drive all the way to the Ridgway Residence and confront Psycho Dad. Arriving, he finds cop cars all over the place, and decides to make a grand entrance by driving his car into the living room. Things then go the same as they did in the other video.

'IT'S ALL GOOD! *PSYCHO UPDATE*'

The Psycho Update isn't posted for four months. Jesse reveals that he's moved to Glendale, CA with JR, and has joined the Game Grumps as the newest Grump. The first episode of Steam Train featuring him and Ross playing Subnautica is linked in the description. He goes on to say that he and JR are engaged.

Finally, he gives an update on Psycho Dad: he has been declared criminally insane by the State of New Jersey, and put into a high-security mental home. The divorce has been finalized, and Theresa is now living at the Ridgway Residence with the dogs. Larry has recovered and is back to work at the canvas company, Uncle Chris is still employed by Anita, George is planning to divorce Melissa, and Jeffrey has quit his accountant job and become a professional gamer, competing in Starcraft 2 and Dota 2 tournaments.

Jesse ends the video by saying vlogs will now be few and far between, and confirms that the Psycho Series was indeed real, the events of "Psycho Dad's Judgement Day" having receieved media coverage. He states that Ridgid Gaming will now be his primary channel, and gives one final sign-off.

Thus, the Psycho Series comes to a satisfying conclusion. Holy shit! I wish I had God powers to make this happen, because it's totally unlikely!