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This is the transcript for [[Psycho Dad Destroys Xbox]]. |
This is the transcript for [[Psycho Dad Destroys Xbox]]. |
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+ | u guys suck |
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− | == Transcript == |
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− | (the video opens with Jeffrey setting up the camera in his room) |
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− | [[Jeffrey Ridgway Jr.|Jeffrey]]: Is this thing zoomed? |
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− | (he zooms out the camera's view) |
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− | Jeffrey: Oh, there. Okay. Fucking stupid thing. Alright...*laughs* |
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− | (he starts walking towards his bedroom window) |
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− | Jeffrey: So my little brother, [[Jesse Ridgway|Jesse]], is playing Xbox on my [[Jeffrey Ridgway Sr.|dad's]] TV... |
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− | (he turns the camera towards himself) |
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− | Jeffrey: ...and this is like one of those things, like...nobody's allowed to touch this TV. Every time my dad catches one of us on there, he flips the fuck out. |
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− | (he turns the camera back towards the window) |
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− | Jeffrey: Last I heard, my dad shot me a text five minutes ago...saying he'll be home in five minutes. So he should be home any second, this will be fucking funny. |
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− | (he exits his room, spotting Boobs laying on the floor) |
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− | Jeffrey: Oh, hey [[Boobs]]! |
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− | (he walks towards the living room, spotting Poopy John laying down near the TV) |
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− | Jeffrey: (whispering) There's [[Poopyjohn|Poopy John]]. |
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− | (he turns the camera towards Jesse, who's playing ''The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim'' on his Xbox 360, using the living room TV) |
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− | Jeffrey: (whispering) Fucking Skyrim, are you kidding me? |
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− | (Jesse continues playing Skyrim for a few seconds, until a truck is seen entering the driveway) |
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− | Jeffrey: (whispering) Oh, here we go... |
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− | (Jesse continues playing for a couple of seconds more, until the dogs start barking at Jeff Sr., who has just entered the house. Jesse looks towards Jeffrey) |
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− | Jesse: What are you filming? |
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− | Jeffrey: What? Nothing. |
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− | (Jesse sees Jeff Sr. approaching) |
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− | Jesse: Wait. No. |
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− | (Jeff Sr. starts yelling at Jesse) |
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− | Jesse: Shit. Shit. Dad! No! No! No! |
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− | (Jeff Sr. enters the living room) |
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− | Jeff Sr.: I told you last time what would happen. |
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− | Jesse: I was just going for a little bit! I thought it was alright! |
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− | (Jeff Sr. continues yelling at Jesse as he unplugs the Xbox and walks towards the fireplace with it) |
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− | Jesse: Dad! Dad! What are you...What are you doing!? Dad! Dad! |
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− | (Jeff Sr. places the Xbox inside the fireplace) |
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− | Jeff Sr.: There! Leave it in there! |
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− | (he walks away as Jesse tries to retrieve the Xbox) |
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− | Jesse: You can't do that! What are you doing!? |
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− | Jeff Sr.: You'll learn! |
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− | Jesse: Oh! What!? |
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− | Jeff Sr.: It's bullshit! Always bullshit! You never listen! |
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− | (Jesse pulls the Xbox out of the fireplace and attempts to cool it off with his jacket as the dogs start fighting) |
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− | Jesse: Are you crazy!? |
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− | (Jeff Sr. sees that Jesse didn't listen to him) |
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− | Jeff Sr.: What did I say!? |
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− | Jesse: What are you...Get! Get away! |
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− | (Jeff Sr. picks up the Xbox and starts walking outside with it) |
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− | Jeff Sr.: Yeah! |
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− | Jesse: Dad! Dad! |
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− | Jeffrey: *chuckles* Oh shit. |
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− | Jeff Sr.: Get this real quick and get it over with. |
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− | Jesse: Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad! |
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− | (the two of them go outside) |
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− | Jeffrey: *laughs* |
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− | (he runs back into his room and looks out the window) |
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− | Jesse: Where are you going!? |
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− | Jeffrey: Aw fuck! |
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− | (Jeffrey looks out the window just in time to see Jeff Sr. throwing the Xbox up into the air, where it falls and smashes onto the ground) |
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− | Jesse: No!!! *screams* |
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− | Jeffrey: *laughs* |
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− | (Jeff Sr. makes inaudible threats and points his finger towards Jesse) |
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− | Jesse: Are you fucking crazy!? What the fuck is wrong with you!? |
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− | (Jeff Sr. walks back inside and Jesse examines the broken Xbox) |
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− | Jesse: What the fuck!? |
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− | Jeffrey: *laughs* |
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− | Jesse: Why would you do this!? |
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− | (Jeffrey continues laughing as Jesse notices that he's filming him. He starts running towards the window) |
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− | Jesse: Fuck you! Fuck you! Stop filming! Get that fucking camera out of here! |
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− | Jeffrey: *laughs* |
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− | Jesse: Get that fucking... |
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− | (he walks back to the Xbox) |
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− | Jesse: Fuck! |
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− | Jeffrey: Aw, he's so mad. *chuckles* |
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− | Jesse: Stop fucking filming! |
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− | Jeffrey: *laughs* |
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− | (Jesse starts picking up the remains of the Xbox) |
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− | Jeffrey: *laughs* Yeah, scrounge for all the little parts! *laughs* |
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− | (Jesse continues to pick up pieces of the Xbox while flipping off Jeffrey) |
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− | Jeffrey: (in a mocking tone) I will put it back together! *chuckles* |
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− | (the video ends) |
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Revision as of 11:39, 12 April 2016
This is the transcript for Psycho Dad Destroys Xbox.
u guys suck